All you have to do is play the game, Kenny. All the commands you make will be sent to the troops down on the battlefield. It works just like the ones we sent to Earth. It is from here, Kenny, that you shall command the armies of heaven. Up here, you get the best tactical view to protect the fortress. Michael and Kenny walk to one of the ramparts and look out over Heaven What's the point?! They have a Keanu Reeves now.ĭo not fear, my Lord. Step aside! Step aside, I say! Satan! God has mocked thee once again!Ī young man. My fellow damned souls! Now is the time for our assault! You know no fear! You will drink the blood of angels! We go now! Nothing can stop us! Satan's armies mill about, the troops arm each other. We are outnumbered and in need of someone who can single handedly bring the whole Dark Empire down. All right, Kenny, let me show you what we're up against. Now I don't know if that's luck or perseverance, but it's Goddamned impressive. The child did something none of us could: Reach level sixty on the PSP.
He beat Satan's army in over three thousand separate simulations. The Dark Lord knows that our armies are few in number, and unorganized. In a great courtyard outside the super-basilica.
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The Sony PSP was built by God, to determine who on Earth had the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan. But knowing that Hell was becoming much larger, God decided to let more people cross over so that he could build an army as well, an army that YOU must command. For ages, only Mormons were allowed into Heaven. Satan is planning a massive attack and he knows we are too few in number to stop him! God has changed the rules here. Heaven needs you.Ĭome! There is much to discuss. You're dead, but, your death was no accident. He reaches heaven, right side up, and bounces once before landing. Eventually his ghost rises out of his body (Yes! Woohoo! I did it! I reached level s-!) Goddamnit, do you have to smart off at me in my own house?! Kenny leaves the house and goes to the sidewalk. How about I come in there and kick your teeth in! Who cares if you almost made it to level sixty?! You're wastin' your life, Kenny! If you died tomorrow, what would you have to show for it?! You're gonna end up wishin' you'd done more with your life, just like your dead-beat father! Kenny? Kenny, are you still playin' with that thing? Kenny, it's been two weeks and you've done nothin' else! He's seen on the bus playing on his PSP while the other students are having fun, then in Le Bijou playing while Stan and Kyle watch a movie, then on the sidewalk passing some hot babes - he doesn't look up to acknowledge them, then in his bed again at night. He's then seen at the amusement park with his family, still playing with his PSP, then in "The Mine Shaft" roller coaster, where he reaches level 45. Kenny is seen in class playing on his PSP, then in the cafeteria, then in the playground, then in his bedroom at night. Yeah, Kenny finally found something he's really good at.Ī montage follows. Wow, level nine already? Dude, you kick ass in "Heaven versus Hell." It's a game called "Heaven versus Hell." Kenny commands the armies of heaven against the forces of Satan. Kenny is playing with his PSP as Stan and Kyle look on. Oh, Goddammit! They'd better not sell out! There's no saving place, fourthie! Get to the back or we'll beat your face in! Uh, my friend Kenny was saving my place in line. Hey dickhole! What do you think you're doing? Cartman approaches Kennyįriday?! Aw, Jesus! I'll just. The camera reaches the front of the line only to find Kenny right at the front door. I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when I show up to school with a PSP! I wonder if Kyle will cry? Oh PLEASE let Kyle cry! WHAT THE HELL?!īefore them is a long line of people in front of Luau's Toys waiting for the PSP. She and Cartman drive along, Cartman bouncing happily in his seat Sweetie, can't we go after school?Įveryone's moms are taking their kids after school! We're outsmarting everyone by getting to the store right when it opens! Let's go! I have to be the first to get one! Come on! Mom, I told you! The new Sony PSP game machines go on sale at seven a.m. Mom! Mom! Get up, we have to go! MOM, GET UP!
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